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My schedule for tomorrow [Jun. 23rd, 2006|07:07 pm]
Worldly Whores

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[barcelona9]
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Event: Mexico vs. Argentina soccer game

Where I'll be: In church, really early

What I'll be doing: Praying REALLLLY, REALLLLLLY hard for a frickin' miracle

What I've been told to do: To become resigned to inevitable.

My promise: Me acostare con el equipo entero con mucho entusiasmo si le ganan a Argentina.

Oh by the way, you Argentineans, never again will a bit of Argentinean beef touch my lips if you win. So there.
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[User Picture]From: oceaneyed8
2006-06-24 06:12 am (UTC)
YOU CAN DO IT MEXICO! Speaking to the team, collectively: Yo quiero tu cuerpo, porque es muy delicioso! (Hope I spelled it right.)

I hope they win, darling, because the Argentines' beef is really good. But Mexican sex is better.
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[User Picture]From: barcelona9
2006-06-26 10:11 pm (UTC)

How funny, 'cause I want your hot body too!

Oh, you spelled it right. You can have it any time you want. Seriously. I wouldn't mind having sex on toast (meaning you) at all. I'll show you how much better Mexican sex is.
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[User Picture]From: oceaneyed8
2006-06-29 04:49 pm (UTC)

Re: How funny, 'cause I want your hot body too!

I can't wait. Bring that man in your lil' icon, as well. I'll take your sloppy seconds any day. (I just know you won't let me have him first.)
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[User Picture]From: barcelona9
2006-06-30 05:20 am (UTC)

Re: How funny, 'cause I want your hot body too!

Well, the fact is that I have such good taste that my sloppy seconds are like first class, but since you're so special I'd be willing to share at the same time. ;)
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[User Picture]From: oceaneyed8
2006-07-09 04:57 am (UTC)

Re: How funny, 'cause I want your hot body too!

Oh let's share, let's share! Right now! You drive the black van, I'll break into his house, and we'll both tie and gag him, and then never make it back to the van to get away because we'll end up ravaging him right there on his living room floor. Oh what the hell, the foyer, even.
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