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(no subject) [Sep. 18th, 2006|01:26 pm]
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Number of days: 21
Number of creepy guys: About a thousand
Number of pinches: 2, one with my backpack covering my ass, how the fuck did they manage that?
Number of days missing the Carolinian contingent of the Worldly Whores: 21
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Whorifying it up in Rome [Jun. 10th, 2006|03:33 pm]
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Days in Rome: 5 (?)
Number of catcalls: 10
Number of stares: Too many to count, and not sure if because am hot or if because I look like a tourist
Number of guys following me: 2
Number of face-to-face compliments: 3, the hotel manager who said that I was 'Linda by name, and Linda in person,' the guy who asked me a question thinking I was Roman and then said 'ciao bella,' and the older gentleman who helped me when I was lost and then said I was sweet (or something like that, I couldn't really understand him).
Number of pinches: None
Number of guys inviting me to lunch: 1
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What the Worldly Whores are about [Jul. 4th, 2006|05:04 pm]
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It's about screwing, trying to screw, or "appreciating" sexy international people. It's also about the three of us and the shit we get up to. So despite the fact that oceaneyed8 and I have been using it to vent our appreciation of the World Cup and the players involved, you shouldn't feel excluded because, after all, by screwing a sexy Frenchman, you, elsie, are way ahead of both of us in fulfilling the pre-requisites.

So I propose the mission statement should be something like this:
We, the Worldly Whores, desire to appreciate and show our appreciation of sexy people of foreign extraction in as many ways as possible while enjoying each other's company as much as possible.

Of course, I'm open to any revisions except for that of not loving sexy foreign people. That is the one principle to which I will forever adhere.
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Italy v. Germany [Jul. 4th, 2006|04:51 pm]
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Italy won!!!!!!!! And I taped it! Of course, it was raining heavily here in Houston so there are a few times when the picture went. But the part where Italy scored two goals is picture perfect, so if you wish to see it oceaneyed8 then the tape is yours.
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Italy v. Germany [Jul. 3rd, 2006|12:57 pm]
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[Current Location |world cup, whorifying]

Since this match is between two very drool-worthy teams, never fear oceaneyed8, I will be taping it. That way when I get back from Rome we can all pass out in bliss before the beauty that is soccer played by two teams filled with gorgeous men. I don't care who loses or wins I will still very happily sleep with both teams.

Just to keep you up to date oceaneyed8 the two semifinals games are: Italy v. Germany and France v. Portugal.
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(no subject) [Jun. 29th, 2006|04:41 pm]
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[Current Location |In a Worrisome Place]
[mood |nervousnervous]
[music |"Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year"~Fallout Boy]

What is going on in the World Cup standing? I need to find out before I go to camp next week! Oh Lord, please help me survive a week without watching the beautiful calves of beautiful soccer men. By the way, barcelona9, did you see when the Netherlands played...now I can't remember who, but they were kicking the shit out of each other, and injuring each other left and right? Almost a soccer hooligan's brawl right there on the field. it was a magical moment--one of those where you're egging on the fight, and tension is climbing, and you're waiting for the first slug. Then you curse the referee for breaking it up.
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My schedule for tomorrow [Jun. 23rd, 2006|07:07 pm]
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Event: Mexico vs. Argentina soccer game

Where I'll be: In church, really early

What I'll be doing: Praying REALLLLY, REALLLLLLY hard for a frickin' miracle

What I've been told to do: To become resigned to inevitable.

My promise: Me acostare con el equipo entero con mucho entusiasmo si le ganan a Argentina.

Oh by the way, you Argentineans, never again will a bit of Argentinean beef touch my lips if you win. So there.
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(no subject) [Jun. 23rd, 2006|03:56 am]
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[Current Location |In my mind, Germany]
[mood |embarrassedembarrassed]
[music |"Isobel"~Bjork]

What I meant to go here was the following:

Viva lesglobalwhores! Ole, ole ole ole! Oooooole, ooooooole!
Welcome to the Worldly Whores LJ. Any soccer man. Any time. Bring them on. Now.

No really, please, we're desperate to win...and get laid.

Thanks for the tip, elsie, love.
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